Wednesday, April 4, 2007

A chuckle a day ...

Got this in an e-mail today:

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his
help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra."
"It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste
it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."


It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"


"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he
sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a
nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'
here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

7 comments:

Lynn said...

Thanks for the laugh...Glad your comment section is up and running again :~)

Joan said...

How come I seem to miss all the excitement when I walk into my Starbucks?!?!?
Glad your comments section is back up and running...we have so much to say. ;~)

Patti said...

Lynn & Joan - I thought I would depart from my usual subject matter and get down to the nitty gritty of it all.
;-)

Confession time...I've never been in a Starbucks

Lynn said...

What!!!!! You've never been in a Starbucks...were you abducted by aliens or just living on a deserted island?????

Joan said...

Oh dear...I guess it's time to sell my Starbucks stock!

Lahdeedah said...

Starbucks found out you've never been in.. they are coming for you...

Patti said...

oooh nooooo!!!!!