Thursday, July 26, 2007

The living end

I got this in an e-mail yesterday from a co-worker who forwards all these jokes as soon as she gets them ...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
man's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that theywould tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!
All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty. One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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(P.S. I made up the headline :-P)


6 comments:

Mahala said...

That was cute!

Patti said...

Hi Mahala, thanks for stopping by my blog. I'll stop by later.

Lynn said...

Hahahahaha heeheehee. That is funny!

AndreAnna said...

I need to print this and hang it up!

the moose buyer said...

I love this joke.

The Curmudgeon said...

Very good. I will tell this one.