Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Questions for the ages...or at least for October




Q. How do you fix a Jack O' Lantern?

A. With a pumpkin patch.


Q. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?


A. Decomposing



Q. What kind of dog did Dracula have?






C'mon, give it a guess...














A. A blood hound



HaHaHaHaHa


3 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

ha ha ha ha ha. good ones!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Joan said...

Now those are real groaners...perfect for scary, creepy Halloween.

Linda said...

Like Joan said, those are real groaners but aren't we supposed to be groaning this time of year??