Getting in the Halloween spirit

I ain't afraid of no ORBS


Not much.






Cemetery tour, anyone?

Questions for the ages...or at least for October

Q. How do you fix a Jack O' Lantern?

A. With a pumpkin patch.


Q. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?


A. Decomposing



Q. What kind of dog did Dracula have?






C'mon, give it a guess...














A. A blood hound



HaHaHaHaHa

Ha-ha-halloween

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

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Q:What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?

A: Fasten your sheet belt.

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."