Not spooky v. spooky ~ Part 5 (complete with kiddie clip art!)

Not spooky:
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?I'd like a beer and a mop.

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap.






Spooky:

SHORTCUT THROUGH THE CEMETERY

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"