Saturday, October 25, 2008

Ha-ha-halloween

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

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Q:What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?

A: Fasten your sheet belt.

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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2 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

i'll have to ask some of these of the grandsons today! ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

Linda said...

Thanks for the giggles! You're totally bewitching lately!