If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just have the turkey.
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
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I was just visiting Vinny Bond, and he was talking about the minutia he sometimes puts on his blog.
Well I'd hazard a guess that I have him beat on the minutia stuff with this post.
Hope you liked the silly riddles you just read. I had an icky day and I needed something to cheer me up, so I am posting this now instead of next week.
Here's a special one I just found for our music expert, Vinny Bond:
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Now think ... you'll get it ...
Because he had the drumsticks!
Tomorrow I shall be serious again.
