If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just have the turkey.
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
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I was just visiting Vinny Bond, and he was talking about the minutia he sometimes puts on his blog.
Well I'd hazard a guess that I have him beat on the minutia stuff with this post.
Hope you liked the silly riddles you just read. I had an icky day and I needed something to cheer me up, so I am posting this now instead of next week.
Here's a special one I just found for our music expert, Vinny Bond:
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Now think ... you'll get it ...
Because he had the drumsticks!
Tomorrow I shall be serious again.
7 comments:
no need to be serious! just have fun when you can, that's my motto, as long as no one or nothing is hurt, fun rules!
smiles, bee
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
that was simply delightful!
But remember: the most important thing about a turkey is not to eat it - that is what tofurkey is for!!!
Funny! Could have used these last month for Thanks giving!! LOL
and I sit here with 83° under palm trees in the sunshine, lol !
TWO mentions !!!
Wow...hehehehe I loved the humor...
Bee: I know, I shouldn't worry about it. Fun does rule.
Helen: thanks ;-) - yuck on the tofurkey
Michele: your thanksgiving is at a much better time, closer to the harvest
Gattina: enjoy!
Vinny: I'm glad you got a smile out of it.
There is absolutely positively no need for you to be serious - we love it when you're our silly Princess Patti!
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