What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A chummy mummy
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck
What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home-moaners insurance
What was the witch's favorite subject?
Spelling
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-bone
9 comments:
These may be groaners but they sure do put a smile on my face.
The pure simpleness of these jokes are making me laugh/smirk. =o)
Joan: groaning with you
Christy: laughing with you
What a great treat to read these groaners before work. Thanks, I'll have to try them out on my students.
Silly, silly, silly.... and cute!
Peace
Lynn: a treat; no trick
Odat: yes, they are silly
pretty good ones.
Moosie: thanx
Ok, these were cute and I always get customers with kids who go "wanna hear a joke" and now I have some ammunition to throw back at 'em! Thanks!
I'd like to add you to my blog buddy list if you don't mind... let me know!
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