Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
How do witches tell time?
They look at their witch watch
What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
Lazy bones
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work
What do you call a fat jack-o'-lantern?
A plumpkin
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream
That's all for now.
10 comments:
Groan!
I don't get the witch watch, but these are cute kiddie Halloween jokes.
Casdok: I know
Christy: Wrist watch
I love these!!! Good ones Patti.
Moosie: thanks! more to come...
My fave: why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Sari: you stole one of my other ones!
;-)
Did you have your coffee or not before you posted? hahahaha!
They were cute tho.
Peace
I must tell these to Elle and Ten!
Odat: yes, I had my coffee
Lynn: You should tell them!
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