Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
How do witches tell time?
They look at their witch watch
What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
Lazy bones
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work
What do you call a fat jack-o'-lantern?
A plumpkin
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream
That's all for now.