Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Tough love

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated
on me from the beginning; and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me . It is so humiliating!
Also, since he lost his job
seven years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump this bum! Good grief, woman, you
don't need him any more.
You're a Senator from New York and a candidate for President of the United States.
Act like it.


Lynn said...

Hahaha heeheehee...and oh so true.

Christy said...

HAHAHAHAHA That is so funny!

Michele said...

Oh man, this is awesome!!!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

yup, sounds about right!

smiles, bee

Casdok said...

Very good!!

the moose buyer said...

Oh I really loved this one!!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Ha ha ha ha!!!

Odat said...

Love it!!! ahahahaha!!!

The Curmudgeon said...

I will so steal this one....