Saturday, April 28, 2007

And another one, just because

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

4 comments:

Michael C said...

That is VERY good!!

Lynn said...

What a great chuckle :~D Of course in this day and age, the follow up to the story would be that the girl was sent to the principal's office, her parents would have been called in, and the girl would have been forced to apologize to the teacher for "her rude comment".

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

yeah i think lynn is right, sadly, but it IS very funny! thanks...

smiles, bee

Joan said...

Just got done with Hubby's care and I definitely needed this laugh!!!