A giggle

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm," she said.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she said, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.

She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said, "Well, would you look at that...I'm getting a fax."

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