Meme accomplished, sort of

I was one of the folks Empress Bee tagged with this meme last Thursday.
It's supposed to be "Ten lies my mother told me." I had a lot of trouble with this.
But she did tell me:

1) If you cross your eyes, they'll stay like that.
2) If you put your hair behind your ears, it will make your ears stick out.
3) If you watch TV in a dark room it will be bad for your eyes.
4) I heard Santa's reindeer up on the roof last night, didn't you?
5) I heard the Easter Bunny's big feet stomping around in the living room last night, didn't you?

That's all I could come up with right now...Guess she didn't lie to me much.
This exercise leaves me to wonder if my own two children could come up with 10 lies I've told them.
Eek.

I tag The Moose Buyer, (I call her Moosie) and Odat.