Trying to keep my sense of humor here and I believe I'm doing a pretty good job of it.
Instead of some old scar, I'll show you a dramatic floral arrangement I got while still in the hospital.
The nurses and other assorted health professionals all ooohed and aaahed over it and one of them took a photo of it with her phone. She said she was going to use it as her phone background pic/wallpaper or whatever you call it.
They all went crazy for the exotic-looking Bird of Paradise flowers. It certainly is a unique arrangement, from a really unique friend.
I was trying to be artsy yesterday morning and I snapped photos without the flash. I just used the sun coming through the window.
Below find close-up of one of the Bird of Paradise blooms.
Oh! and I didn't even have to go on a cruise to get a towel animal. This little guy greeted me when I arrived in my room after surgery.